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Black.
All black, don't forget the very important trenchcoat. A black bandana will help too because they will think you are in a gang AND about to snap and kill them all.

Then go down to the gym where they keep their mats propped up and punch the shit out of them until your knuckles bleed. Go back to class with bloody knuckles.

Most bullies are actually pussies and will fall for this and not bother you anymore. Needless to say if you live in the ghetto they might actually be threatening and this won't work.


Joke? Not really. I figured this out firsthand. The trenchcoat was originally for anime reasons, the bandana because Motley Crue wore them and the punch the gym mats... I hated my fucking art teacher and needed to vent.

It's a shame that I didn't figure this out until tenth grade as I could have avoided about 6 years of teasing, pushing, gum spit in my hair and having my shit vandalized.


/flamebait

Actually I will add a good example, I have NEVER heard of any person ever insult Rob Halford about being gay. :lol:
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:iconpoochy2479:
Huh...
Maybe thats why I haven't been bullied since elementary school, since I had so much about me that bullies could pick on, yet I hated being colorful.
And I always figured I was just normal enough for society. XD
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~KatIsConfused Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Or just not an easy target. You can be a complete freak and get away with it if you are too strong to bully. :lol:
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:iconpoochy2479:
LOL XD
Well, either way, I haven't been bullied in years.
Unless you count the random people who annoy the hell out of me each day with their constant noise and rowdiness in my presence. I honestly can't tell if they're doing it on purpose or if they're just that thick.
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~Derranged Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist
Wearing black is like wearing rainbows. Because black is the colour of all colours mixed as one. So black is a happy colour.

I loooove wearing black, my life turned around when I started wearing more of it, haha. XD
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~KatIsConfused Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Mews should come in black :lol:

I would say 90% of my pants are black so I wear black pretty much ever day
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:iconthebuild:
Lols,

My last boss was a bully, he pushed me too far and when I threatened to kick the shit out of him, he practically wet himself with fear.
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~KatIsConfused Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Well that might not be a good time to beat people up as you will probably get fired :lol:
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:iconthebuild:
I didn't, that's the great irony of the situation, I even yelled "fuck you and fuck this shit, I quit!"
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~KatIsConfused Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:clap:
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:iconpaulstrealer:
This!

This is the first sensible, nonbullshit thing I've read today on this matter. I'm glad at least SOMEONE has some common fucking sense.
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