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OH MY GOD.

I am so stupid it is hilarious.

I just ate a pepper sandwich, it was originally going to contain normal unspicy pepper, but today when mom went to work her boss had a bowl of things from her garden on the table labeled "help yourself". Mom took a tomato and a small orange pepper.

So I went to make my sandwich
"hey another pepper what is this?"
"I don't know, it came from Sharon"
"I'll put some in my sandwich!"

So I lick it. No, believe it or not this is NOT when the stupid became obvious. I only determined it was very hot so I would only put a sliver into sandwich. The big stupid, was after making the slivers, itching my nose.

So I have come up with a perfect way to demonstrate EM to normal people.

Hand them a Habanero and tell them to shove it up their nose.
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~Backsackandjack Sep 18, 2011   Traditional Artist
You're special. :meow:
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~KatIsConfused Sep 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I know I am. I am cool like that.
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~Logical-Break Sep 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...I though it was a bowl of sugar on our desk once...
It was salt meant for the fishes. And I took like a handfull and swallowed it. :stare:
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~KatIsConfused Sep 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol: Oh god fish salt! That must of tasted awful.
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~Logical-Break Sep 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It did.
My friend panicked and handed me a mug of milk. It somewhat helped. XD
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~KatIsConfused Sep 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes milk tends to be nicer for that. :lol:
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~Logical-Break Sep 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The funny thing about that was that I yelled at her "GET ME MILK" and she panicked, didn't know where the glasses where, and just pulled on of those mugs out and gave it to me. "...Ok then." was my reaction. XD
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~KatIsConfused Sep 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
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But you know the guy who didn't wash his hands before going to the bathroom had it worse...
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~KatIsConfused Sep 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh god D:
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